Thursday, February 14, 2013

AT THE BAR






Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

"Listen here, Good Looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding . . . I'm in Congress too. What state do you represent?

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