Sunday, October 14, 2012

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

I have watched this thing over and over again and again and I still can't believe what I'm looking at . . . S.L.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD . . .

So much in this business is rumor and innuendo ... “he said, she said” ... “would’ve, could’ve, should’ve”... shadowy truths hidden behind plausible deception plans . . . late night phone calls from other ex-operators and people still in the inside reveal tantalizing glimmers of truth behind the veil . . . every now and then the truth emerges; you can dump a body into the sea but sooner or later it’s going to surface . . . and then we have intelligence bonanzas like the past two election debates and the truth is presented bared to us in its full-frontal naked glory and suddenly it’s so obvious, everything is so obvious, a brilliant blinding flash of insight . . .


READ ON WITH AN OPEN MIND, AND LEARN . . .


By now it’s obvious that Obama is not one of us. Nobody knows who he is; his paper trail is so carefully shrouded and protected we’re not sure if he’s Muslim or Marxist or if he’s even an American. The fact of the matter is that he’s not even human.

The Dumbo ears are a dead giveaway. It's almost impossible to replicate the human ear.

The man is living proof that the aliens have been amongst us for a long time; I mean, look at the man – he’s too smooth, too clean, he speaks in hypnotic overtones without a hint of Negroid influences.

And of course there is no question that Biden is obviously an alien.


He’s got the hair plugs, and that manic, demonic evil clown smile. Maybe he controls the wire they have planted inside Axelrod’s skull. Or maybe the other way around.

Our side isn’t any better off – we’ve got the RomneyBot; he’s obviously not human.




His five sons are all clones of him, and his wife is a Stepford. Am I the only one seeing a pattern here? In fact, the only human in the crowd is Ryan. Now you can see why he’s beginning to sweat; he’s stumbled into this alien conspiracy and now it’s like he’s got a tiger by the tail. One human up against three aliens? He knows his days are numbered.


Evil StarLord Biden puts the Jedi Mind Control Juu-Juu on Ryan


They’re either going to stick a probe up his ass and a wire antenna inside his skull, or they’re going to dissect him while he’s still alive and study his internal organs. Either way it isn’t pretty and Ryan knows its going to suck to be him.

All the Presidents have been aliens, or alien-manufactured human facsimiles, going back as far as Nixon. To fully understand this whole thing, it’s necessary to understand the full implications of Roswell Incident. Bear with me, people.

Put yourself in the place of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in 1947. Every single one of you and all your friends and colleagues have survived the most horrible war in the history of the world against the most evil forces ever assembled amongst humankind; the Nazis and Imperial Japan. To beat one side you had to make friends and work with the Commies, and to beat the other team you had to resort to nuclear force.

Now you’re coming to grips with the reality of facing off against the Red Threat, and suddenly you’re presented with the reality of an alien civilization so incredibly more advanced than us it’s mind boggling.




Consider; they’ve got the ability to cross the vast light-years of space to get to us – of course we have no ability to stand up to them. Compared to their intellect and technological abilities, we are lower than frogs or lizards. So you do what any good warrior would do, given the circumstances.

You cut a deal.


EARTHLING - I WANT YOUR S-E-E-E-D . . .

The Aliens came here because they want what we’ve got, which is our women, of course. And maybe our natural resources. That’s why they landed in America, because we have the hottest women and we’ve been transmitting imagery of our babes in bikinis via television signal since the end of World War II. We also had a handle on a good share of the natural resources, so the aliens homed right in.

So the spaceships had been coming in and out of Area 51 for awhile and the military – specifically the Joint Chiefs – had been in communication with the aliens and had a good lid on the whole thing before that one crashed near Roswell and the press caught wind of the whole thing. Even still they managed to do some pretty good damage control and got the cat back in the bag.




It was obvious from the outset that we didn’t stand a chance up against the Aliens. The visitors gave humankind a choice; get back to work like it was way back when they’d had the Egyptians and the Mayans building pyramids for them, or you'll all be shipped off to some interspatial slaughterhouse to be turned into food. As far as that goes the whole alien fascination with pyramids is just like a hobby for them; what they really wanted was our mineral resources and water and more importantly some Earthling poontang. Well we had plenty of that to spare, and faced with subjugation or total annihilation, it all came down to saving Humankind, so the generals said, “Look, we’ll give you the whole thing, the whole human race as willing slaves - without a fight - but it’s going to take a couple of generations to work it.”

Of course, a cadre of human overseers would be required to run the operation; this would be the role of the Cabinet & Congress and SCOTUS . . . naturally they would be well compensated. Secretary of Defense Forrestal was the sole holdout, so they had to juice him up on drugs and make it look like he was disturbed. Then they checked him into Bethesday Navy Hospital – the same place where the Presidents always go to get their anal butt probe removed and a new one inserted - and somebody pushed him out of a window, made it look like he jumped.

Kennedy was the last President we had with clear vision and chutzpah and this was a problem, so they sent Marilyn Monroe to intercept him. She was one of their pleasure bots, a complete luxury model;


The Oral Fellatrix 5000


But Kennedy had SO MUCH chutzpah he simply used her as a repository for his seed and then cast her aside and moved on to the next willing fembot they sent his way. The man was the King of the Cockhounds, even more so than Elvis, and trying to control him that way wasn’t going to work so they had to blow his head off. We all know the story there.

Then they had to deal with LBJ, and they finally got to him, cut him open and inserted their remotely controlled operating device.


This is where they implanted the device.


LBJ was the first President they had complete control over and so they had some fun with him; played with the US military in a rice war over in Southeast Asia like kids play with toy soldiers, and the whole Civil Rights thing and the Great Society – to see how bad they could fuck everything up and start their inroads on controlling American society.

In a very short period of time they had everybody zonked out on marijuana and LSD, and were landing people on the moon – alien technology helped out on that one, for sure. I mean, the Russians tried everything, reversed engineered all the stolen technology they could get their hands on and everything, but even with all their captured ex-Nazi rocket scientists working as slaves they couldn’t put a man on the moon.




A nation full of stoners watching Easy Rider and listening to Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin was able to put a platoon of spacemen up there and make it look like it was childs play. Alien technology; there is no other logical conclusion.


The first fully artificial alien automatron President.


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Nixon was so downright evil they had to find a way to get rid of him but not make it look too obvious so they used their G. Gordon WarBot to engineer that Watergate break-in non-issue and were able to bundle off Tricky Dicky to an exit, stage left.

G. Gordon Liddy, Nixon's private soldier.


After that they vowed never to use the Nixon model ever again. That model line was to be discontinued forever – along with the annoying Henry Kissinger model.

The next robot President was Gerald Ford but they hadn’t quite perfected the technology; that’s why he couldn’t walk and chew gum at the same time, and he was always falling down. So they came out with the Jimmy Carter model but they were still having problems with the technology. Replicating humans isn't easy; they couldn’t get the face right and the guy was always grinning like an idiot. Back to the drawing board.

The next time around they decided to get an old Hollywood actor; they gutted him out and rebuilt Reagan from the inside. It was easy to program him because they had all those B-grade Hollywood movies to work from.

The alien's most successful facimile yet.


Remember when he got shot? He took a chest wound and he wasn’t even hurt, walked into the hospital under his own power, and his first words to Nancy were lines from one of his old movies; “Sorry honey, I forgot to duck.” Pre-programmed dialogue was all he had, but it was the secret of The Great Communicator.

Bush 1 was crazy and weird and Other Worldly in his own right, with that “Thousand points of light” doctrine of his, and “Read my lips!” Lips, what lips? The man didn’t have any lips! What the hell did he mean by “Read my lips?” Only an alien without any lips would ever say a thing like that.


Alien, not human. There is no doubt.


So they let him have his little Gulf War – they had to flex their alien military technology and let the rest of the human race know whose boss - then it was out with old Mister Rogers and in with Slick Willy.

The aliens nearly blew it this time, they made a robot so convincingly human, so life-like and intelligent that he was totally irresistible to women.


Have you seen my python?


In fact, they overdid the hormones so much when they built him, he was basically an out of control cockhound all over the place. So they had to send in another fembot, this time a more robust unit, the Monica Intern 1.0, to get a hold of a DNA sample.




The trouble this time was Intern 1.0 wasn’t special purpose designed as a pleasure model, so she didn’t have the software failsafe codes to prevent her from talking to other female units, and that was nearly the aliens downfall.

Still, between the Monica and the Hillary Battleaxe 2016, they managed to keep a handle on the Bubbatron.








The Hildebeest Death Stare


Bush 1 and 2 were both obvious alien creations, especially Bush 2. I mean, look at his ears, and the way he looks when he speaks. It’s like he’s so stupid, and yet, he’s so evil and maniacal and scheming all the time . . . it’s really like there’s two of him, there’s no way the stupid Bush could be capable of pulling off all those evil plots.


Simply too STOOPID to be human . . .

Of course he had Cheney, the Darth Vadar of the Bush Administration, pulling all the strings and orchestrating evil all over the place.

If there’s any proof to this entire theory, take another look at the Obamatron. The guy emerged out of nowhere and used pure alien mind-control techniques on crowds to totally destroy the Hildebeest.

Then the aliens pulled in their marker from that little adventure of theirs down there in Vietnam and rolled out their Manchurian Candidate from the Hanoi Hilton – McCain – and his running mate Caribou Barbie MILF McMooseburger.


Another fembot, and a Communist-controlled brainwashed Manchurian Candidate.

This pair guaranteed a shoe-in for the Dark Horse, the Man Whom Nobody Knows (not even the people who went to school with him.)




















"Rugged masculinity gone wild!"


Anybody who looks at Obama knows he’s an alien. His wife Michelle is a Klingon and her whole agenda is taking vacations and an obsession with telling us humans what to eat.


We’ve been played for a long time now, people.


The Last Hope for Mankind wasn’t even human:


Elvis returned to his home solar system after enjoying a wildly successful solo career here on Earth. Living proof – his daughter married Michael Jackson, another alien being










"Thank you. Thank you very much . . ."




That's my story and I'm sticking to it . . .


- STORMBRINGER SENDS


Wednesday, October 10, 2012

DO YOU REMEMBER JANUARY 3, 2007?

Hey Team - I've been fighting a pretty intense zoomie storm on my personal laptop past couple of days, thats why I've been relatively quite - missed observations of the 11th anniversary of the Global War on TowelHeadism - I'll make that up to you . . . in the meantime a friend sent this in:

I’ve been saying this for years, but the message below probably explains it better and more clearly. This is NOT a political message, but rather a clarification to remind us all of the correct facts.

This tells the story, why Bush was so “bad” at the end of his term. Don't just skim over this, it's not very long, read it slowly and let it sink in. If in doubt, check it out!!!

This is something I believe in, and you can share with your friends & family members who choose not to see things the way we do; which is to say those who choose to ignore facts and embrace emotionalism. Cheers . . . S.L.





Remember that on October 9, 2007, 11 months before our “economic crisis” occurred (that was actually created), the Dow hit its highest point ever, closing at 14,164.53 and reaching 14,198.10 intra-day level 2 days later. Unemployment was steady at 4.7%. But things were already being put in place to create the havoc we’ve all been experiencing since then.

And it all started on January 3, 2007.

The day the Democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007, which was the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.




The Democrat Party controlled a majority in both chambers for the first time since the end of the 103rd Congress in 1995.

For those who are listening to the liberals propagating the fallacy that everything is "Bush's Fault", think about this: January 3rd, 2007 was the day the Democrats took over the Senate and the Congress.

At that time:

The DOW Jones closed at 12,621.77

The GDP for the previous quarter was 3.5%

The Unemployment rate was 4.6%

George Bush's Economic policies SET A RECORD of 52 STRAIGHT MONTHS of JOB GROWTH


Remember the day . . .

January 3rd, 2007 was the day that Barney Frank took over the House Financial Services Committee and Chris Dodd took over the Senate Banking Committee. The economic meltdown that happened 15 months later was in what part of the economy?







BANKING AND FINANCIAL SERVICES!








Chris Dodd contributed to this CRISIS by dumping 5-6 TRILLION Dollars of toxic loans on the economy from YOUR Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac FIASCOES!


Bush asked Congress SEVENTEEN TIMES to stop Fannie & Freddie - starting in 2001 because it was financially risky for the US economy.

And who took the THIRD highest pay-off from Fannie Mae AND Freddie Mac? OBAMA

And who fought against reform of Fannie and Freddie? OBAMA and the Democrat Congress.


So when someone tries to blame Bush: REMEMBER JANUARY 3rd, 2007. . .

“THE DAY THE DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER!"


Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress and the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democrat Party.

Furthermore, the Democrats controlled the budget process for 2008 & 2009 as well as 2010 & 2011.

In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases.

For 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the 2009 budgets.

And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete 2009.

If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets.


If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself.


In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is: "I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th, 2009."


What are the odds any of this will be widely publicized in the Left Leaning Lamestream Media ? ? ?

- STORMBRINGER SENDS

Monday, October 8, 2012

THE BLITZ

Not 1940-44; this is today, now. The terror bombing of Ashdod, Israel - six rockets incoming from Gaza. When your town is hit by rockets, this is what life under fire is like:

Sunday, October 7, 2012

WD-40 UPDATE

I had a problem, and I should have read my own blog first.




It all started a little over a week ago; I came home from the office and jumped right into preparing chili for dinner. Everybody likes the way I make chili. Well I should have changed out of my work clothes first; the inevitable happened and I splattered a bit of chili on the front of my business shirt.

THEN I decided to change out of my work clothes, of course.

One thing I like about being retired from active duty is that - even though there is a uniform in the corporate world - I get to design my own uniform.

After I washed the shirt, the stain was still there. So instead of putting it in the dryer, I zapped it with whatever laundry products I could find in the laundry room, and washed it again.

No luck - the stain was still there.

SO - I zapped it again, ran it through the wash cycle again. Still no luck.

Then I put my thinking bone on it and in a FLASH OF GENIUS I reached over to the shelf for my trusty can of WD-40 and gave those pesky stains a couple of good squirts, both front and back.

That did the trick!

SO . . . when it was all over, I went over to the STORMBRINGER machine and dialed in WD-40 and lo and behold . . . there it was, bigger than Stuttgart:


WD-40 uses: #13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.


There's even a pretty hot Bird linked on that page, to boot.


- STORMBRINGER SENDS

SENSITIVITY TRAINING with CLINT

This is what's going through my head 24/7 . . . Clint just comes right out and says it . . . he is The Man . . . S.L.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

THE CHAIR IS STILL THERE

Oh this is C-L-A-S-S-I-C . . . and to think that the people responsible for this are card-carrying Liberals of the great Liberal Northeast . . . warms the cockles of my heart . . . S.L.



Clint's empty chair continues to haunt Beloved Leader. Here's some insane headlines from around the web:


NH Voter: 'Obama Couldn't Run a Lemonade Stand'

That's pretty cold coming from somebody from cold, Liberal New England . . .


Leno: 'Only Person Who Didn't Tune In Was Obama'

Editor's Note: Leno is a famous Hollyweird Liberal.

Super PAC Donor on Obama: 'Looks Like He Took My Million and Spent it All on Weed'



I love the sound of Liberals crying in their cornflakes in the morning. Sounds like . . . VICTORY ! ! !


- STORMBRINGER SENDS