HOW SH*T HAPPENS . . .

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In the beginning was the PLAN

And then came THE ASSUMPTIONS

And the assumptions were without form

And the plan was completely without substance;

And darkness was upon the faces of the Team

They spoke amongst themselves, and Team Sergeant spoke;

"IT IS A CROCK OF SH*T AND IT STINKS!"

And the Officers went unto the B Team saying, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the B Team went unto the Company Commander saying, "It is a container of
excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide by it."

And the Company Commander went unto the Staff saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."

And the Staff went unto the Operations Officer saying, "It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong."

And the Operations Officer went unto the Executive Officer saying, "It promotes
growth and is very powerful."

And the Executive Officer went unto the Battalion Commander saying, "This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency of this organization and these areas
in particular."

And the Battalion Commander looked upon the plan and saw that it was good and the plan was published into an Op Order.

AND NOW YOU KNOW . . . how sh*t happens!