Friday, September 18, 2009

UNBELIEVABLE . . .

Overheard while waiting in line at the US Post Office, Podunkville . . . deep in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey:



Sweet Little Old Lady: "I'd like to buy some stamps, and I don't want those ones with the Simpsons on them. I don't like the Simpsons."

Post Office Lady: "Here's this one, it's nice."

Sweet Little Old Lady: "What is it?"

Post Office Lady: "A Jewish Holiday."

Sweet Little Old Lady: "Oh that's nice! My Jewish friends will like that!"




I shit you not, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury . . .




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7 comments:

  1. LSPSeptember 18, 2009 at 2:00 AM

    I'm a padre so you'll just have to forgive me but - WTF!

    Thanks for the site - will link.

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  2. G'WillieSeptember 18, 2009 at 3:43 AM

    At the end of Ramadan, Muslims throughout the world have a joyous three-day celebration called Eid al-Fitr

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  3. Capt.CraigSeptember 18, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    LSP, you're a padre? You're shitting us, right?

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  4. LSPSeptember 18, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Anglican priest (ex. Glos. Rgt.) - waiting for Guard Chaplaincy packet to be processed.

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  5. TOTWTYTRSeptember 19, 2009 at 1:43 AM

    Postal clerks are a never ending source of (mis)information. Last year I was in line behind a woman trying to send a package to South Korea. The clerk confidently informed her that no US Mail was allowed to South Korea because we were still at war with them.

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  6. Mr. BingleySeptember 19, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Man, unbelievable indeed.

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  7. Bob BelvedereSeptember 20, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Linked to at:
    CLEANING OUT THE CACHE

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