. . . according to sources, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a.k.a. the Crotch Bomber, DID manage to neuter himself when he attempted to ignite the bomb, which apparently malfunctioned and burned through his crotch . . .
Talk about Fate having a sense of Justice - I'm guessing those 72 virgins won't be much good to you now Abdul.
If you're like me and you're wondering whatever on Earth would possess a man to strap powdered explosive to his crotch and then set it on fire; IowaHawk has a brilliant analysis . . .
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couldn't get what he wanted but he dang sure got what he needed.
ReplyDeleteKevorkian oughta open up a booth; y'know, fast track these mooks to paradise.
chasmatic
72 really bored virgins in the afterlife....
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