Her name is Rima Fakih. She is 24, she comes from Dearborn, Michigan (a.k.a. "Dearbornistan") she is Miss USA, 2010 and yes she is Muslim. Rima represented the USA in the Miss Universe pageant this past August.
I know. This blew my mind as well.
A YOUNG ARAB ASKS HIS FATHER:
"What is this weird headdress that we are wearing?"
"It's a "keffya" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!"
"And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?"
"It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!"
"And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?"
"These are "babouches", which protect our feet from the burning sand in the desert!"
"Tell me, Papa . . ."
"Yes, my son?"
"WHY ARE WE LIVING IN MICHIGAN AND STILL WEARING ALL THIS SHIT ? ? ?"
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Whats that brown spot on her underwear?
ReplyDeleteSteve
Steve, same thing happened to me; the overwhelming pulchritude and leopard-skin pattern of her skivvies got me strobin'.
ReplyDeleteToo much caffeine and nicotine in the AM always starts the tunes low in the back of my mind.
If I'm lucky I get Oye Como Va.
(that's me on the right):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkZGg0qNdCc&feature=fvsr
"Whats that brown spot on her underwear?"
ReplyDeleteStrategic placement, my good fellow. Strategic placement.