SL, think back over your life and remember all the bad shit that ever happened to you. Do it. Now, the cause and effect of said bad shit can be directly attributed to one or two possible things, or a combination of both. 1)VAGINA 2) ALCOHOL. All the strife in yours or my life can be summed up in two words...Also, nothing good ever happens between midnite and 0500. If you are not at home and involved with those two things, whatever happens to you is YOUR FAULT. I have finally been able to shatter the mystique of "Strange Pussy". After years of exhaustive investigation techniques I can now proclaim that there is "No Mystery" anymore. Additionally,let me save you the trouble, you cannot wear it like a hat....
Mister Linnano, you very bad man!! Salv from the UK.
ReplyDeleteSL, think back over your life and remember all the bad shit that ever happened to you. Do it. Now, the cause and effect of said bad shit can be directly attributed to one or two possible things, or a combination of both. 1)VAGINA 2) ALCOHOL. All the strife in yours or my life can be summed up in two words...Also, nothing good ever happens between midnite and 0500. If you are not at home and involved with those two things, whatever happens to you is YOUR FAULT. I have finally been able to shatter the mystique of "Strange Pussy". After years of exhaustive investigation techniques I can now proclaim that there is "No Mystery" anymore. Additionally,let me save you the trouble, you cannot wear it like a hat....
ReplyDeleteIt would appear that your methods are quite sound. *smirk*
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