OBAMACARE

Today is ObamaCare Day. People are taking odds and placing bets on the stock market over this thing. As a private businessman, I am stuck in the middle of this thing - unfortunately - and my future endeavors will be severely affected if this thing goes south . . . S.L.

WHO'S SREWED IF OBAMACARE GETS THE AX?

According to the Liberals:

Kids. Sick people. Southerners. These are just a few of the groups that could get shafted if the Supreme Court axes the Affordable Care Act, writes The Daily Beast’s Jesse Singal

Yeah, right - like how on Earth did this place get to be the greatest country on Earth if we survived all this time without Obamacare? And if this place is so bad, how come people risk losing everything to include their lives to get here?

WHO'S SCREWED IF OBAMACARE PREVAILS?

According to the TEA Party:

Everybody. All of us. You seen the news about what's happening in Europe, lately? Take a good look - that's where Socialism leads, each and every time it's tried. Socialism broke the EU - largest economic block in the world - and Socialism will break us. IS breaking us - we're broke; just have a look at California. Detroit. Chicago. Everywhere else Socialism has been tried.

You can have one of two things; a Defense budget, or Socialism. But you can't have both.

Oh yeah - and we're already broke; we're financing our wars on the borrowed dime. Buncha kids just graduated from college this month are finally waking up, smelling the coffee and getting an idea of what it means to live under crushing debt. Welcome to RealityVille, kids! Betcha won't be voting for The One He-Who-Bows Barry Soetero this time around, eh?

- STORMBRINGER SENDS

A woman from Los Angeles; tree hugger, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled, and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility outlet. I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare they turned you down!"