They put the guy spread eagle on the roof. The driver and passengers put on moose heads.
Then they went down the Maine toll road Interstate, causing 16 accidents.
Yes, they were stopped. Yes, alcohol was involved . . .
This proves that men cannot be left alone.
I live in northern Maine on a hillside farm with a liberal neighbor. One day I was driving a Moose out of my pasture, and I took my rifle just in case he charged. My neighbor yelled at me and told me to put away the rifle or he would call the ranger. I did; but I came back out with my spear and continued to chase it off the property. Neither the moose nor the liberal next door has bothered me again. True story.
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