Friday, November 9, 2012

WELCOME TO MORONVILLE

It is what It is . . . our worst fears are realized; the Kenyan won and now we're stuck with him.


I picked up this bottle of Dewars 12 on Tuesday to drink to Romney's victory. It will remain within my gun safe until 2016, when we will unseal it and drink to the liberation of our Republic. At that time it will be Dewars 16.



. . . AND SO


. . . WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ? ? ?



A good Hard Work Ethic, Patriotism and Honor will be trumped by Magic Ponies, Pixie Dust and Rainbows - everytime.



A valid photo ID is required to adopt a pet, buy a gun, create a bank account, get a credit card, write a check, obtain a passport, apply for a loan, build, buy, and close on a house, get married, buy beer or cigarettes, drive, get on a plane, get insurance, get a job, legally hunt or fish, rent a car, rent an apartment, rent a hotel room, get welfare, get Medicaid or Medicare, receive Social Security, buy a bus ticket, buy antihistamines at a drug store, walk into a bar, go to college, have your utilities turned on, get cable, pick up a package at the post office or from UPS and Federal Express, and have a prescription filled . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . AND YET . . .

. . . to require this simple requirement of modern life - as accepted in the electoral process of all Western nations AND the emerging nations of the traditional world - to vote in the United States of America in the 21st Century is somehow percieved as R-A-C-I-C-I-S-T-!-!-!



More people watch Fox and listen to Rush Limbaugh than watch ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC and read the New York Time and the Washington Post combined.

But this all does not matter; more people watch American Idol and Dancing With The Stars that pay attention to any and all of that boring talking heads political shit.



In a tag-team cage match, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Big Bird will kick ass on Captain America, Superman and all the Heroes of Marveldom, every time all the time.


The best and brightest of combined alumni of Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Princeton, U Penn and Yale have less a grasp on the fundamentals of Econ 101 that a high school grad small business owner in Anywhereville, USA.


An Ambassador, a foreign service officer, and two ex-Navy SEAL CIA contractors die in a pre-planned coordinated military-style terrorist attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi and the President of the United States lies to the American people about it for ten days straight and it's OK . . .

. . . as long as you & I provide $3000 worth of birth control required by a thirty-year-old woman who's smart enough to be a grad student at Georgetown but somehow can't find her way to the free clinic just down the street.



At least two American Federal law enforcement officers are dead and hundreds of Mexicans by rifles distributed to Mexican drug cartels by the United States government and the Attorney General of the United States stonewalls Congress over the facts is not a scandal BUT . . .

. . . a percieved threat to pull taxpayer funding from a puppet show that generates millions in marketing is a front-page issue.



The only difference between parasites and Liberals is that parasites understand that killing their host wouldn't be good for them.


America is divided into the Educated / Informed / Hard-Working / Productive Class and the Moron Class. Guess who won the election?




Yes I am a Bitter Clinger . . . the Bible and the gun everybody understands . . .

. . . anybody who's spent more than a day in Special Forces understands what the Pine Cone represents . . .


STORMBRINGER SENDS



12 comments:

  1. If I knew a company that made Pineland flags, I'd buy stock in them. When I hear Ruger has started to put a free one in the box with every Mini-14, I'll cheer right up.

    Best regads,
    Aesop

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    1. I've got a bottle of nice Champagne that might turn to vinegar before I get to drink it.

      In the meantime I strongly recommend Four Roses Single Barrel. A superb bourbon. 100 proof and smooth as the flesh on some of your birds!

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  2. You hit the nail right on the head...
    BTW A HUGE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE :)

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  3. I feel your pain Stormbringer, even though I'm a Belgian 5,000 kloms away from the East Coast. I went to sleep at about 3am when the score was 150-150 and thought there was a mighty good chance Romney would win. First thing in the morning I switch on the puter, click on the browser, and the screen remains blank for an agonizing six or seven seconds. Then first thing I read is 'Obama re-elected'. It RUINED my day. You may think I'm some kind of weird a European would love your country so much as to almost be an American patriot myself. But I have to admit I don't RECOGNIZE the America I loved so much anymore. The America that stood for self-reliance, honor, duty, labor ethic as you say, respect and fear for the Lord, love of one's country. Instead I see it turn inexorably towards the European example. I sure hope and pray you can toast with that Dewar's 16. But whether an electorate that's so utterly moronic so as to vote for that creep AGAIN will allow you to do so, is another matter. My blog is downeastblog.blogspot.com. The CDR knows me. Anyway... well... hurt the pain. Things must get better. Bye, try to have a nice weekend.

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  4. I am still in shock i know that schools have been Dumming
    down for years but i had not thought things had gone so far
    I'm so so sorry for you but "free stuff & X factor" seem to
    have won over caring about your country and its history etc
    the USA that i have wanted to visit has died and now is the
    U.S.S.A a clone of what has happened elsewhere.

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  5. TomR armed in TexasNovember 9, 2012 at 7:18 PM

    Aye, I know the pine cone. I've been on both sides. The pine cone also makes me think "Wolverines!". I think both the Gasden and Come and Get It flags are appropriate as well. And of course there is that other flag that bothers the socialists even more than Old Glory. The Stars and Bars.

    The Republic may be mortally wounded. Depends on how much more permanent damage is done in the next 4 yrs.

    Since Tuesday night there has been a word, only quietly murmured for now, making the rounds in Texas. That word is secede. Right now it sounds sweet.

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  6. The reason I carry a .45 is because they don't make a forty-six.

    "Molon Labe"

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  7. All I can say is go through the stages of grief...http://www.recover-from-grief.com/7-stages-of-grief.html.
    Do this and feel the "pain" through each stage. Don't neglect any of the steps or you will have problems later on in life.
    I'm a health care professional and I've seen and experienced these stages. Right now I'm at the angry stage...pissed off that my heritage was so blissfully tossed aside by the blithering idiots of this country.
    What is my way of dealing with this mess...I'm going to educate myself on the real reasons for our country; not the Hollywood sanitzed version. AND, I'm going to call out the liberals whenever they throw out a stupid statement like "republicans want to kill women"!
    I'm going to make them prove that statement.
    Michael...thanks for the sympathy/empathy/condolances...I'll buy you a beer whenever you get over here....and I'll try to show you what America really means.

    Steve
    (an American stuck in the armpit of the Midwest...Madison,
    WI)

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  8. Ajdshootist- guess who has been the VP of curriculum for the company that the NEA uses (the NEA is the largest USA union btw).
    Bill Ayers has been for 15 years and I'll imagine he still is.

    Take over from within.

    SL- what happens when they put Moochelle 0bama in for running in 4 years?

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  9. Did the same thing with a 16 year old bottle of Isle of Jura.

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  10. Oooh Jura is a good drop - one of my personal favorites!

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  11. Jura is second only to Springbank - and I happen to have a bottle of Isle of Jura purchased at Butmir sitting in the bottom of the pantry.
    I'll put it aside to celebrate American Independence - should we win...
    Boat Guy

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