WELCOME TO MORONVILLE

It is what It is . . . our worst fears are realized; the Kenyan won and now we're stuck with him.

I picked up this bottle of Dewars 12 on Tuesday to drink to Romney's victory. It will remain within my gun safe until 2016, when we will unseal it and drink to the liberation of our Republic. At that time it will be Dewars 16.



. . . AND SO


. . . WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ? ? ?



A good Hard Work Ethic, Patriotism and Honor will be trumped by Magic Ponies, Pixie Dust and Rainbows - everytime.


A valid photo ID is required to adopt a pet, buy a gun, create a bank account, get a credit card, write a check, obtain a passport, apply for a loan, build, buy, and close on a house, get married, buy beer or cigarettes, drive, get on a plane, get insurance, get a job, legally hunt or fish, rent a car, rent an apartment, rent a hotel room, get welfare, get Medicaid or Medicare, receive Social Security, buy a bus ticket, buy antihistamines at a drug store, walk into a bar, go to college, have your utilities turned on, get cable, pick up a package at the post office or from UPS and Federal Express, and have a prescription filled . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . AND YET . . .

. . . to require this simple requirement of modern life - as accepted in the electoral process of all Western nations AND the emerging nations of the traditional world - to vote in the United States of America in the 21st Century is somehow percieved as R-A-C-I-C-I-S-T-!-!-!


More people watch Fox and listen to Rush Limbaugh than watch ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC and read the New York Time and the Washington Post combined.

But this all does not matter; more people watch American Idol and Dancing With The Stars that pay attention to any and all of that boring talking heads political shit.


In a tag-team cage match, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Big Bird will kick ass on Captain America, Superman and all the Heroes of Marveldom, every time all the time.


The best and brightest of combined alumni of Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Princeton, U Penn and Yale have less a grasp on the fundamentals of Econ 101 that a high school grad small business owner in Anywhereville, USA.


An Ambassador, a foreign service officer, and two ex-Navy SEAL CIA contractors die in a pre-planned coordinated military-style terrorist attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi and the President of the United States lies to the American people about it for ten days straight and it's OK . . .

. . . as long as you & I provide $3000 worth of birth control required by a thirty-year-old woman who's smart enough to be a grad student at Georgetown but somehow can't find her way to the free clinic just down the street.


At least two American Federal law enforcement officers are dead and hundreds of Mexicans by rifles distributed to Mexican drug cartels by the United States government and the Attorney General of the United States stonewalls Congress over the facts is not a scandal BUT . . .

. . . a percieved threat to pull taxpayer funding from a puppet show that generates millions in marketing is a front-page issue.


The only difference between parasites and Liberals is that parasites understand that killing their host wouldn't be good for them.


America is divided into the Educated / Informed / Hard-Working / Productive Class and the Moron Class. Guess who won the election?

Yes I am a Bitter Clinger . . . the Bible and the gun everybody understands . . .

. . . anybody who's spent more than a day in Special Forces understands what the Pine Cone represents . . .


STORMBRINGER SENDS