Wednesday, March 13, 2013


Obama was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls in a local pub: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

He said to the blonde, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

She replied, "$200."

He asked the brunette the same question.

Her reply, "$100."

Then he asked the redhead . . .

Her reply was:

"Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then you can have it for free, just like the immigrants."

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