Hillary Clinton goes to the doctor. She says, "Doctor, I have this hair growing on my chest."
The doctor says, "Why, so you have. I'm going to have to ask to . . . uh . . . examine . . . your . . . uh . . . breasts . . ."
So Hillary pulls her front wide open and fully exposes her breasts. Sure enough she has a manly chest full of hair.
The doctor says, "Oh my goodness, Hillary! Uh . . . how far down does it go?"
Hillary replies: "ALL THE WAY TO MY BALLS!"
- STORMBRINGER SENDS