In keeping with the ongoing soap opera that American politics has become, now it it time for Amnesty to enter center stage . . . make no mistake about it - anything labelled Immigration Reform is all about giving them total amnesty so the Democratic Party can sign them all up as Democrat voters for life and the Republicans true-to-form are bending over, spreading their collective cheeks and offering up the bunghole . . .
Well I'm an immigrant AND I'm a citizen plus I'm a veteran of course and this is what I have to say about it - this is the STORMBRINGER immigration policy:
You want to come into this country to work? No problem, we've got work that needs to be done and we need you to do it. Come over here and get in line. Get a number and get a card - WITH an electronic number on it. You can't work without it, AND we're going to tax you on every penny you make while you're up here.
Oh - did I mention there's a screening process? If you've got a criminal record, or if you have TB or HIV - sorry Charlie you go back to where you came from. Just like with the LEGAL immigrants.
You're welcome to come to our country to work. You've got five years on that work permit of yours. After that you go back home and that's it. And any kids you have while you're up here ain't US citizens. Just as if you're from one of the countries you came from - your kids are of the country you came from. When you go back, you take them back with you.
Amnesty? You want amnesty? OK - there's amnesty. If you sign up to serve in the military - AND qualify for service - then after three years you can apply for naturalization. Just like I did it. Just like in the Roman Empire.
That's the STORMBRINGER policy. What you say? That's too extreme? How odd - that's the standards I had to meet to immigrate, and to become a United States citizen.
Who says that? I say that.
STORMBRINGER SENDS
You forgot that everyone must also speak English (see Teddy Roosevelt).
ReplyDeleteSL - You got it exactly right. Also, +1 on Jim's English comment.
ReplyDeleteHm, well they don't actually HAVE to speak English....but I'll be damned if I have to accommodate them in their language!
ReplyDeleteSteve
Hey, Stormy....any web sites or addresses for "all things immigration"? I'd like to get some brochures on how to become a citizen; and place them around my office....so the Hispanic cleaning crew could find them!
ReplyDeleteSteve
Print out copies of this page and post them on every street corner. Post this on your Facebook page, tweet it out via Twitter so it can be tweeted and re-tweeted all over the place. Then get on the phone, call your Congressman and tell him what I covered above. Get the word out because ghe Country Club RINOs are bending over, spreading their asscheeks and lubing up their browneyes for the Big Green Democratic Donkey Dick to stick it to them.... AGAIN. STORMBRINGER SENDS
DeleteStormbringer - I am totally in agreement. To fix immigration we need to fix the worker visa program, find everyone who is currently out of compliance with a visa and kick them out, then catch up with the current back-log of visa and naturalization applications.
ReplyDeleteNo amnesty. Maybe an indefinite work visa for those who have been here forever or brought over very young and don't have a country to return to. Everyone else, the only path to naturalization is via military service.
That is all.
Why an "indefinite visa"? Why not simply order them to leave, or face permanent non-revocable deportation if and when apprehended?
ReplyDeleteStop rolling over to accommodate concerted and universal law-breaking. Couple it with seizure of any business employing illegal aliens under the RICO statutes, with prosecution of executive officers of said companies, and start enforcement sweeps the following week, with businesses with names starting with "A" on Monday, "B" on Tuesday, etc.
By Friday, the line of cars heading south on I-5 would be backed up to Monterrey, and southern Texas highways would look like a stampede.
The number of stay-behinds would be well within the capabilities of immigration enforcement to handle without further assistance, and the problem of illegal immigration would be solved for another 50 years.
Except for the one in the White House.