Sunday, January 18, 2015


With all the travel I do, Wifee wanted me to put in a state-of-the-art security system . . .

So I put up an al Qaeda flag, a Pakistani flag and an ISIS flag, then I went about my business . . .

Wifee comes out, takes one look at the flags flying over our house and says, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? ? ?"

I said, "You wanted a state-of-the-art security system? Well now you've got the NSA, the FBI, the CIA and the State Troopers watching the place 24-7. I can't do any better than that . . ."

That's my story and I'm sticking to it . . .



  1. Not to mention all of the pi$$ed off neighbors who will gladly call in anything that is even the least bit suspicious ;-)

  2. Very amusing. Wifey must have been pissed!

  3. Really nice information about home security systems . Thanks a lot.

  4. Interesting website, i read it but i still have a few questions. shoot me an email and we will talk more becasue i may have an interesting idea for you.

  5. Thanks for giving information of electrical- safety & security blog which is very useful info and please keep informing.

    Alarm Security Vancouver | Intercom security Vancouver

  6. First of all let me tell you, you have got a great blog .I am interested in looking for more of such topics and would like to have further information. Hope to see the next blog soon.
    Life alert

  7. These are just some of the latest features when it comes to home security in the market today. If you have doubts or are still considering your options, Complete Home Alarms

  8. Matthews Locksmith, and Charlotte Locksmith have been in business for over 18 years. Cal Us now 704-882-7854
    locksmith Charlotte north Carolina

  9. This is funny! Haha! But kidding aside, is where you can find great home security system! Got mine from them!

  10. That reinforced his interest in the field of executive protection. Over time, CCTV Brisbane

  11. Pretty article! I found some useful information in your blog, it was awesome to read, thanks for sharing this great content to my vision, keep sharing..

    Home Automation in Chennai
    smart home in Chennai
    Home security in Chennai
    Burglar alarm in Chennai
    Wifi Camera Chennai

  12. I like your post. It is good to see you verbalize from the heart and clarity on this important subject can be easily observed...