Let's see, did I leave any out?
TAOISM - "Shit Happens"
HARE KRISHNA - "Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding"
HINDUISM - "This Shit Happened Before"
ISLAM - "If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage"
ZEN - "What Is The Sound of Shit Happening?"
BUDDHISM - "When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?"
CONFUCIANISM - "Confucious Say, Shit Happens."
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - "Shit Happens On Saturday"
PROTESTANTISM - "Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder"
CATHOLICISM - "If Shit Happens I Deserve It"
JEHOVAH's WITNESS - "Knock Knock, Shit Happens"
UNITARIAN - "What Is This Shit?"
MORMON - "Shit Happens Again And Again And Again"
JUDAISM - "Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?"
RASTAFARIANISM - "Let's Smoke This Shit!"
