This is the actual answering machine message of Maroochydore High School in Queensland Australia:
This was allegedly voted unanimously by the staff at Maroochydore High School for use on their telephone answering system. Very possibly fake, but also VERY funny.
I especially like the bit about: "If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it." We should have that in OUR country, instead of "A escuchar en espanol, oprima numero dos."
GOOD ON YA, AUSSIE!
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