Showing posts with label Vikings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vikings. Show all posts

Saturday, May 7, 2011

STEAK EXPERIMENTS

Every season is the season of grilling meat here at Chez STORMBRINGER but springtime is ESPECIALLY the season for cooking meat on fire . . .


. . . which of course is the ONLY way for the Viking Warrior to cook his meat.



Tom of the Viking Brethren has sent us this unique technique for the preparation of le bœuf - enjoy!

- S.L.




This is NOT boiled beef.


It's a scientifically cooked rare steak that hit 134F all the way through, not one bit more, and then was given a quick maillard reaction. Note the even color of the perfect rare steak?

Naysayers say it's poaching or boiling but it is not one bit of that.


Sealed up and ready to go in the 132-133°F water bath . . .


. . . that is a water bath where the water never directly touches the meat, therefore, naysayers that call it boiling meat might look into the fact that you can't get water to boil at 132-133°F at normal atmospheric pressures and it isn't being boiled, oh and it isn't in contact with the water: zippable plastic bag.


Seared and near sporking.


Seared and happy after being slightly cooled from holding at 132-133°F and then subjected to hot mesquite coals for a a couple minutes each side, i.e. PERFECT for steaks the way the Thomas likes.

Stop looking at my SPORK like that! YES, it is titanium, isn't yours?


Yummers.


Trust me: YUMMERS. Note the even color all the way through because NONE of it got overcooked? Yes, I could use a better camera, but it's low on toy and tool prioritization.


Proof of the Pudding.


You don't need a full vacuum to do a really good home variant of Sous Vide cooking for perfect and interesting steaks as long as you have good temperature control. I did the marinade because I had a bottle of FFC merlot where the cork exploded and it would have been a huge hassle to filter but was too good to waste, not because a marinade is a prerequisite for a good Sous Vide steak.

Maybe some of the gear I used was designed for chemistry and metallurgy work, but you ever try to get a culinary oven or stove to hold an exact temperature? ;-)

I can grill, I can broil, I can barbecue, and now I have another tool in the toolbox of culinary techniques.


Excelsior,
tom





And here's a nice drop to wash it down . . .



. . . I fully approve the Viking motif on the label . . .



. . . and the wine ain't half bad either . . .





. . . STORMBRINGER SENDS







Saturday's Bird HERE



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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

WURTZEL ZWERGEN


Wurtzel Zwergen
loosley translates as "dwarves that live under the roots of trees" but idiomatic German uses it to refer to Trolls; unsavory, odious, creepy, dig?










Saturday, January 16, 2010

DOGS IN THE MIST

These from Ian Miller, who also illustrated Eaters of the Dead:



Anti-Troll Patrol






Death On The Reik



I know my friend SkullHead - half-Viking, half-Apache Indian, 100% Warrior in the truest sense of the word - will like these pictures. . . . . . . . . . . . S.L.


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Sunday, November 1, 2009

BATTLE ROYAL

This is it . . .





To Hell with politics - let's talk about something MUCH MORE important - The Main Event of 2009 is here: Brett Favre returns to Green Bay, in a Viking uniform.











"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL ! ! !


. . . Tomorrow - I'm thinking Arby's . . ."














Here is Brett in an earlier incarnation . . . his Glory Days . . .



For our International readership, those of you perhaps not familiar with the idiosyncacies of NFL football, THESE are CheeseHeads:



They are a native lifeform of Wisconsin.


The Green Bay Packers are unique in that they are the only non-profit, community-owned major league professional sports team in the United States. The Packers are the last vestige of "small town teams" that were once common in the NFL during the 1920s and 1930s.

Just so you can IMAGINE the kind of fanaticism the Green Bay fans display - I've been to Wisconsin in September and thought I was going to freeze to death; that woman is dressed like that in Green Bay in NOVEMBER.




Lambeau Field is located in a freakish IceBelt Climactic Zone, a remnant of the last Ice Age . . .

. . . Global Warming? Yeah
RIGHT














The Cheeseheads literally WORSHIPPED Brett Favre . . .











. . . and like many of the Viking Sagas, the Favre Saga is replete with Angst and Irony . . . Brett Favre betrayed the Cheeseheads, and now it will be a bloody battle . . .



FOR THE RECORD: I like BOTH teams, they rank very high in the STORMBRINGER Pantheon of Gods & Heroes. Naturally, with a callsign like STORMBRINGER, I am practically OBLIGED to back the Vikings . . . and so today I will raise my drinking horn to the Minnesota Purple People Eaters as they pursue the Little Leather Spheroid across the Lambeau Battlefield.



. . . THESE are the people he will have to go up against . . .






"Hoo Boy! - we got something for YOU ! ! !"












Don't ask me where I got this photo . . . ever since they took me down to Washington, showed me the secret handshake, gave me my De-Coder Ring and lasercut my eyes, I've been able to look into the future . . .






It will be . . . a BATTLE ROYAL ! ! !






NOTE: The game starts at 1500 hrs "Quebec" (that's 3:00 pm Central Standard Time for you civilians) and so the results may be out by the time many of you are reading this post . . . STORMBRINGER SENDS

Sunday, September 27, 2009

KNOW THYSELF

"Know Thyself" - Inscription at the temple of Apollo at Delphi, an ideal in Latin and Christian philosophy.



Socrates' guiding rule was "Know Thyself." These words are of eternal significance. No better advice has ever been given to man or woman.



"Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there." - Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and Emperor of Rome

It is as important for us to "know ourselves" as a society as it is for us to know ourselves as individuals, for if we lose knowledge of who we are, where we came from and why we are the way we are, then we will lose our culture. If we lose our culture, then all the good things and greatness our ancestors achieved along the way - the freedoms of thought and expression unique to Western Civilization that have brought forth the benefits of creativity and production - will all become meaningless, forgotten to history and our culture will leave as much impression on the future of the human race as does a hand when it is pulled from a bucket of water.


The Apotheosis of Washington, beneath the top of the dome of the US Capitol; Washington is depicted with many Greek and Roman gods and goddesses.

STORMBRINGER is doing our part to save Western Civilization, by bringing awareness of the ancient Greek and Roman roots of our culture. Today's contribution to the collective awareness of our society is a History of the Months.

The names of the months all have meanings - have you ever wondered why, if there are twelve months, the last four months of the year are named for the Roman numbers seven (septum), eight (octo), nine (novem) and ten (decem)?

The original Roman year had 10 named months: Martius (March), Aprilis (April), Maius (May), Junius (June), Quintilis (July), Sextilis (August), September (September), October (October), November (November), December (December), and probably two unnamed months in the dead of winter when not much happened in agriculture.

The year began with Martius. Numa Pompilius, the second king of Rome (circa 700 BC) added the two months Januarius (January) and Februarius (February).


Numa Pompilius, King of Rome

He also moved the beginning of the year from Marius to Januarius and changed the number of days in several months to be odd, a lucky number. After Februarius there was occasionally an additional month of Intercalaris (Intercalendar); this was the origin of the leap-year day being in February.

Julius Caesar reformed the Roman calendar in 46 BC (hence the Julian calendar) changing the number of days in many months and removing Intercalaris.


January: Janus's month, from the Latin Januarius "of Janus". Janus was the Roman god of gates and doorways, and of beginnings and ends.




Janus depicted with two faces looking in opposite directions. His festival month is January.







February: From the Latin Februarius "of Februa", Februa was the Roman festival of purification, held on February fifteenth, possibly of Sabine origin.


Modern festivals such as Mardi Gras, Latin American Carnival, and the German Fasching trace their origins to this ancient world tradition.

Februarius had 28 days, until Julius when it had 29 days on every fourth year and 28 days otherwise.


Intercalaris: Intercalaris "inter-calendar" was the old Roman inter-calendar month. Intercalaris had 27 days until the month was abolished by Julius.


March: Latin Martius "of Mars".








Mars was the Roman god of war; he was identified with the Greek god Aries.






March was the original beginning of the year, and the time for the resumption of war - a tradition that continues today in modern warfare (i.e. the "Spring offensive"). Martius has always had 31 days.


April: Latin Aprilis, Etruscan Apru, Greek Aphro, short for Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love and beauty. Aprilis had 30 days, until Numa when it had 29 days, until Julius when it became 30 days long.

Aphrodite was identified with the Roman goddess Venus.



May: Latin Maius "of Maya". Maius has always had 31 days.

Maya was the Italic goddess of spring, the daughter of Faunus, and wife of Vulcan.


June: Latin Junius "of Juno". Junius originally had 30 days, until Numa changed it to 29 days. Julius reverted it to 30 days long.




Juno was the principle goddess of the Roman Pantheon, goddess of marriage and the well-being of women. She was the wife and sister of Jupiter; identified with the Greek goddess Hera.






July: Latin Julius "Julius", Julius Caesar's month. Originally the fifth month of the old Roman calendar (quintilis mensis is Latin for "fifth month"), Julius has always had 31 days. When Julius Caesar reformed the Roman calendar in 46 BC, he renamed this month after himself.









When you are the Big Guy, you get to name a month after yourself.










August: Latin Augustus - Caesar Augustus' month. Originally the sixth month of the old Roman ten-month calendar, (sextilis mensis means "sixth month" in Latin), Sextilis had 30 days, until Numa changed it to 29 days. Under Julius' calendar reform it became 31 days long.







First Emperor of Rome following the assassination of his uncle Julius Caesar, Augustus clarified and completed the Julian calendar reform. In the process, he renamed this month after himself.






When the Julian Calendar Reform was finished, they failed to rename September, October, November and December, and so these months retained their old Roman names as the seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth months of the old ten-month calendar year.




September: The seventh month of the old Roman calendar, (in Latin septem means "seven").

September originally had 30 days, until Numa changed it to 29 days. After the Julian calendar reform it became 30 days long.


October: The eighth month, of the old Roman calendar, (octo is the Latin number "eight" - e.g. 'octopus').


October has always had 31 days.



November: The ninth month of the old Roman calendar, (Latin Novembris).

November originally had 30 days; Numa changed it to 29 days, after Julius it reverted to 30 days long.



December: The tenth month of the old Roman calendar, (Latin decem "ten"). December had 30 days until Numa changed it to 29 days.


Under the Julian calendar reform it became 31 days long.







Some may sense a certain irony at Viking (i.e. 'barbarian) -inspired phenomena STORMBRINGER promoting the cause of the Roman Empire; there is no irony here. The Vikings converted to Christianity - a Roman religion - and later served as bodyguards to the Byzantine emperors - in this role they symbolically assumed the lineage of the Roman Praetorian Guard.

Varangian Guardsmen, an illumination from the 11th century chronicle of John Skylitzes.

- Sean Linnane, September 2009