HONESTY

The following story is true, it took place 28 September 2006.




POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A state wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."


Gotta admire the man for being honest.

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NEED A NEW SHERIFF

From NBC's Athena Jones PITTSBURGH - "The leaders of the United States, France, and the United Kingdom today joined together to issue a stern warning to Iran to come clean about its nuclear activities - ahead of talks next week between the so-called P5 plus 1 group of nations and Iranian representatives."

Let me see if I get this straight ... first we "warn them sternly." Next we're going to amp up the "MEANINGFUL DIALOGUE". What's after that? Are we going to be very cross or extremely upset???

How about THIS? Here's your STERN WARNING, IRAN ! ! !




What we need is a new sheriff in town. Warning my ass ... I say we should tell these Iranian bastards the only warning they're going to get is when they see the smoke plumes on the rockets heading straight at 'em ...



















That's Angie Dickinson with the Duke there, by the way. Extra credit if you know the film . . . - Sean Linnane




Today's post by Team STORMBRINGER contributor VA Shepard