HE HONORED THE G.I.

Bill Mauldin Stamp Honors Grunts' Hero





. . . He was a kid cartoonist for Stars and Stripes, the military newspaper; Mauldin's drawings of his muddy, exhausted, whisker-stubbled infantrymen Willie and Joe were the voice of truth about what it was like on the front lines . . .







. . . Mauldin was an enlisted man just like the soldiers he drew for; his gripes were their gripes, his laughs were their laughs, his heartaches were their heartaches. He was one of them. They loved him . . .






. . . Mauldin is buried in Arlington National Cemetery . Last month, the kid cartoonist made it onto a first-class postage stamp. It's an honor that most generals and admirals never receive . . .

UNBELIEVABLE . . .

Overheard while waiting in line at the US Post Office, Podunkville . . . deep in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey:



Sweet Little Old Lady: "I'd like to buy some stamps, and I don't want those ones with the Simpsons on them. I don't like the Simpsons."

Post Office Lady: "Here's this one, it's nice."

Sweet Little Old Lady: "What is it?"

Post Office Lady: "A Jewish Holiday."

Sweet Little Old Lady: "Oh that's nice! My Jewish friends will like that!"




I shit you not, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury . . .




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