You Stupid Idiot! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."
She just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated scumbag cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself?
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of ME! Let’s do lunch.