Thursday, July 28, 2011


I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Sydney.

I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.

Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. 

One of the clubs could be a gay bar; "The Turban Cowboy," and for the rest of us a nude bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.


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  1. Every mosque in the West should be coupled to new Church in Mecca, new Hooters, new BBQ & Beer joint.

    Tolerate me, Mohammed.

  2. Sophia Church? Cordoba Cathedral? City of Constantinople? Buddist statuary in Afghanistan?

    And since islam is brutality and intolerance, then here's my plan/new city map for rebuilding on the rubble of Mecca:

    Mecca & Medina ? ? Oh Hell no !

    Mecca re-named: The City of Sobeiski.
    Medina re-named: The City of Martel.

    Sobeiski & Martel. Has a nice ring to it!
    [ And helps us remember 11 September 1683, when Islam got uppity and needed it's ass kicked outside Vienna. ]

    Now we need to find a City worthy of the name Holger Danske.

  3. Tolerance is for everyone, so share it with the world.