Monday, February 10, 2014

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PUTIN

I never thought in a million years my hero would be an ex-KGB officer ruling over the Oligarchy that is the remains of the failed ex-Soviet Union . . . but when you think about it from the point of view of a laissez-faire capitalist privateer - which is what I am - it all makes perfect sense . . . S.L.

You're right on both counts, Vlad . . .


Putin has to wear special goggles to prevent inadvertantly vaporizing people with the laser beams that emit from his eyes . . .


"I will CRUSH YOUR NUTS!" - Vladimir Putin the Statesman, addressing the EU Parliament


"You talkin' to ME, Asshole?"


"So then I said to this Obama ass-clown, 'You gonna do somethin' about it? You ... and WHOSE ARMY???' HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"


"And then I grabbed this Biden idiot by the balls, squeezed REAL TIGHT and lifted him up off the floor and said to him: 'LISSEN TO ME YOU PISS-POOR PIECE OF SH*T EXCUSE FOR AMERICANSKI VICE-PRESIDENT: I AM PUTIN! I WILL CRUSH YOUR NUTS!!!' "


"I AM PUTIN!!! I AM PUTIN!!!"


Putin, the Animals trust him . . .


. . . FISH FEAR HIM . . .


Putin keeps the situation in check by personally pulling sniper missions against select targets in Chechnya and Syria . . .


Putin plays Tchaikovski at the Royal Albert Hall . . .


Putin communicates with the wild birds . . .


PUTIN SOARS WITH THE BIRDS IN THE SKY!!!


PUTIN IS WATCHING YOU!!!


Putin doesn't care what anybody thinks! Anybody who stands up to him, he will LAUNCH CRUISE MISSILES at them from his personal RED OCTOBER NUCLEAR SUBMARINE ! ! !



Vladimir Putin, A Man for All Seasons . . .



If we chose our leaders by gladiator fights, mano-a-mano, is there any doubt who'd win?

STORMBRINGER SENDS

9 comments:

  1. Look at the last picture. Is Putin cross eye dominant?

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    1. I have known a few folks like that. My ExBro-in-law was left eye dominant but mostly right handed. He shot pistol left handed though he had started out shooting like Vlad the Inpudent up there.

      Oh, one other thing ... Nice Pike he caught up there.

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  2. That is not a photo shop of him at the piano? I sure did not know he could play one. Did he do Tchaikovski well? Heltau

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  3. Not even in jest!....His demons are way too close to the surface for my liking.

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  4. Hah hah! Hilarious!

    - Viking Mia

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  5. TomR, armed in TexasFebruary 10, 2014 at 6:35 PM

    What is admirable about Putin is that he loves his country. Whereas, our metrosexual asshole obama hates America.

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  6. DC: It's like being in Caligula's Rome. A half breed faggot of dubious provenance on the throne and toadying grifters running the place. You gotta forgive me, I'm not well ... sometimes I think I've seen too much. I wish Putin had grown up in Boise.

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  7. Vladimir Putin ain't cross-eyed dominant, he's just a sporting guy and gives his opponent a chance, however slim. The only reason the earth doesn't spin off it's axis with Vladimir Putin standing on it is that, by mutual agreement, Chuck Norris always stands exactly on the other side - not a lot of people know that...

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