ZOMBIE UPRISING

DIABOLICAL DEMOCRAT PLOT TO SWAY THE ELECTION




Exclusive to STORMBRINGER by Special Correspondent Singapore Bill


Giving away food on elections day is nothing new . . . a lot of companies
gave away free food to voters last time around, including Chick-Fil-A, Starbucks, Krispy Kreme:



But this is truly diabolical . . . McDonald's bringing back the "McRib" sandwich again, this time nationwide on November 2nd - Election Day.





I never even heard of this culinary monstrosity before, and the picture is enough to keep me away, but you know it'll be as good as Oprah Chicken to get the folks out. Be on alert November 2 for the ZOMBIE UPRISING!





Is McDonald's just looking for free advertising, or does anybody else see a conspiracy here? We know McDonald's got an exemption from the Health Care law provisions. Has McDonald's worked out a deal with this administration to get an exemption from any nutrition provisions? What's the trade-off . . . bringing back McRib on election day? McDonald's Headquarters is in Oak Brook, IL, a Chicago suburb - just a coincidence? We know McDonald's brought back McRib in Chicago for Election Day 2006 -that was a test run.


Look at this thing - this is pure zombie food; of this there can be no doubt . . .



(Following are comments from the Baltimore Sun Talk Forum)

"Poor folks among others love ribs. Perhaps if they come out to buy a McRib on election day, they will stay out and vote!"

"Funny how folks in 3 jurisdictions that for the most part live off the government can vote in their meal tickets in this socialist state. Maryland is a prime example of the classic truism that Democracy is doomed once the citizens realize they can vote themselves other people's money . . . "



"Kill Hitler? Why would I want to do that? If I can travel back in time, the first thing I'm going to do is get a McRib!"



In Karachi they're out marching in the streets and burning down the town for the McRib . . .







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McRIB-FUELED ZOMBIE UPRISING THREATENS U.S.

ZOMBIES INVADING SAN FRANCISCO & MEMPHIS


"Gotta get outta da crib, go get mah McRib..."


"Must . . . get . . . more . . . McRibs . . . "





You can tell they're Democrats just by looking at them . . .


I once dated a chick looked like this one . . . and YES she was a liberal . . .


Zombie photos credit: Scott Beale / Laughing Squid

CONFERENCE CALL

Actual quotes from a Conference Call I participated in yesterday morning:



"The Corporate Death Star has gone into Geosynchronous Orbit over the site . . . . . . meanwhile they had a moment of Quiet Lucidity . . . "








"Uh, that's 'Silent', Chief - 'Silent Lucidity'."


"Oh, quite right. 'Silent Lucidity' . . .






QueensRyche - Silent Lucidity



"What I want you guys to do is go down there and corner the thing that's been lurking around that site . . . catch it, whatever it is, then hold it down and drive a stake through its heart and KILL IT . . .



"Now that I think about it this thing has a nasty history of resurrecting itself. I'm afraid a stake through the heart won't do the trick - You're going to have to use something more . . .




"Silver bullets. That's right, silver bullets. I want you guys to drive a stake through its heart and then fire silver bullets into its brain at point blank range. Make sure you bring along whatever it takes to kill zombies. Shotgun to the face, or whatever . . .




". . . the place is infested with zombies. Thousands of zombies . . .




"Zombies and werewolves and vampires and even more zombies, all over the place . . ."







Real conference call . . . and Halloween had nothing to do with it - the bossman talks that way even on a NORMAL day . . . I'm lyin' I'm dyin' . . . S.L.



"Happy Halloween Ladies!"

THIS IS BRILLIANT . . .

You think we got problems with swine flu? That ain't nuthin'! Wait 'til you see what they got comin' down the pike NEXT ! ! !









From Theo Spark's incredible site LAST OF THE FEW









(Click on the image to get a larger view.)


All the more reason to keep a couple of THESE around the place:

Shotgun, Tactical, 12-gage pump action, Remington 870.


I keep one in the car, and one with my golf clubs in the bag right by the door, because you never know . . . . . . you never know . . .


Wunderkinde Theo is blogmeister to Blog STORMBRINGER