DIABOLICAL DEMOCRAT PLOT TO SWAY THE ELECTION
Exclusive to STORMBRINGER by Special Correspondent Singapore Bill
Giving away food on elections day is nothing new . . . a lot of companies
gave away free food to voters last time around, including Chick-Fil-A, Starbucks, Krispy Kreme:
But this is truly diabolical . . . McDonald's bringing back the "McRib" sandwich again, this time nationwide on November 2nd - Election Day.
I never even heard of this culinary monstrosity before, and the picture is enough to keep me away, but you know it'll be as good as Oprah Chicken to get the folks out. Be on alert November 2 for the ZOMBIE UPRISING!
Is McDonald's just looking for free advertising, or does anybody else see a conspiracy here? We know McDonald's got an exemption from the Health Care law provisions. Has McDonald's worked out a deal with this administration to get an exemption from any nutrition provisions? What's the trade-off . . . bringing back McRib on election day? McDonald's Headquarters is in Oak Brook, IL, a Chicago suburb - just a coincidence? We know McDonald's brought back McRib in Chicago for Election Day 2006 -that was a test run.
Look at this thing - this is pure zombie food; of this there can be no doubt . . .
(Following are comments from the Baltimore Sun Talk Forum)
"Poor folks among others love ribs. Perhaps if they come out to buy a McRib on election day, they will stay out and vote!"
"Funny how folks in 3 jurisdictions that for the most part live off the government can vote in their meal tickets in this socialist state. Maryland is a prime example of the classic truism that Democracy is doomed once the citizens realize they can vote themselves other people's money . . . "
"Kill Hitler? Why would I want to do that? If I can travel back in time, the first thing I'm going to do is get a McRib!"
In Karachi they're out marching in the streets and burning down the town for the McRib . . .