You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you know gender is a social construct, but have no idea where electricity comes from.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think the "evil" of Stalinist regimes is overstated and the tyranny of the American regime is never stated enough.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe portraying Bush as the Joker is political satire, but portraying Obama as the Joker is racist.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . if you believe Glenn Beck is an extremist because Keith Olbermann told you so.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . if you think America is a cesspool of fat lobotomized WalMart Jesusbots who have the gall to question your patriotism.
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You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe in the separation of Church and State; Mosque and State, not so much.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe that hurricanes are caused by people, and that crime is caused by the environment.
U.S. Marine Corps Recruiting Station, Berkeley California. . . you think that treating all people equally, regardless of race, is racist.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you burn tons of carbon to attend a global warming conference that only sanctions the cleanest nation on Earth.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe in having dialog with your opponents, and that they'd better shut up during this dialog.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think everyone would agree with you if they were open minded, and you refuse to listen to any other possibility.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe that a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, but Jews shouldn't build apartments in East Jerusalem.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . if all your political arguments contain the phrase, "It's Bush's fault."
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe that Pro-Life violates right of privacy, but you want to tell people they can't eat french fries.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe that immersing a crucifix in urine is fine art, but depicting the prophet Mohammed is insensitive.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think the problem is that Obama is just too darn moderate.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you spend your day telling people that a border fence can't work, then drive home to your gated community.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think Sarah Palin was too inexperienced to be VP but that Obama had plenty of experience to be President.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think the Right needs to be rounded up in camps to prevent them from acting like Nazis.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think credit card companies are evil when they lend money, and mortgage companies are evil when they don't.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you believe education is A) the single most critical key to our future, and B) impossible to measure.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think people have too many kids, and that those kids need to pay for your Social Security.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think the Government should be obsessed with race, but no one else should ever mention it.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think banks earning money on interest is wrong, but paying interest to China on the national debt is just peachy.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you think subsidies are an entitlement, tax cuts are a gift, and liberty is a controlled substance.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you totally hate haters, and wish those violent bastards would just die.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you've ever worried about the threat of Tea Party violence during a Dick Cheney heart attack thread on Kos.
You might be a liberal if . . . . . . you are running low on Valium this weekend due to Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor Rally.
This priceless brilliance came to me via the Twitter phenomenon . . . S.L.
