TRUISMs

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.



"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an
election." - Otto Von Bismarck



When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

PHILOSOPHY OF STORMBRINGER

"Life is hard - it's harder if you're stupid!"


Famous Last Words:

Sure I can navigate! See my Ranger Tab?

By the looks of this training schedule, we're going to be pretty busy so you might as well leave your party money and civvies at home!

You don't need to pack your sleeping bag! A poncho liner and field jacket will do it!

THE SIX PHASES OF A PROJECT

1. Enthusiasm

2. Disillusionment

3. Panic

4. Search for the Guilty

5. Punishment of the Innocent

6. Praise and Honors for the Non-Participants