Sunday, February 27, 2011

SPRAY & PRAY SCHOOL OF MARKSMANSHIP

or:

"HOW I DESTROYED MY DAD's KALISHNIKOV ON MY SUMMER VACATION





OK let's take it from the top:

1) Unstable firing position = zero control of rounds impact downrange.

2) Firing 180 rounds on full auto is going to wear your bore out . . . make it look like YOUR backdoor after your first night in prison . . .

3) Now your forearm grips are on fire - congratulations Genius you just destroyed a perfectly good full-auto assault rifle . . .

4) On top of all that you're a member of the Hats-on-Backward Brigade . . . go away and come back when you're mature enough to wear your hat on the right way. In the meantime, perhaps you should seek a professional for some real combat military marksmanship techniques.



Today's Bird HERE


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7 comments:

  1. obviously BRAS means nothing to that halfwit.
    too bad it didn't explode in his face.
    "life is hard,it's even harder when you're stupid"


    firefirefire

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  2. i'm getting the Tom Jones video in this story and no video at all in the post about him.

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  3. edit to my comment above: glitch is on the front page, and your's is not the only place i've noticed it recently...

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  4. They wear their hats backwards so the short dick boys can get some head too.

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  5. Talk about being "stuck on stupid"...

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  6. "I find da fire-select switch!"

    "I found the rear sight. You lose."

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  7. I'd call him a moron, but the morons might sue me for defamation. What a loser.

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