GUN CONTROL

The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.

"Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?"


A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked, "Why do you carry a .45?"

The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."


The old sheriff was attending an award s dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"

He promptly replied, "No, Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."


Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!


I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"

To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, it doesn't work without bullets!"

She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"

My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."


STORMBRINGER SENDS



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