Tuesday, June 19, 2012


I don't even know where to start . . . this zero is in a class all by himself . . .

Stolen Valor Act Personality File:

Name: Nickolas J. Androsky

Age: 34

Rank: USAF MSgt (purportedly)

Military Service: USAF (2000-2005) 41st Airlift Squadron - courtmartialled (illegal use of controlled substances) 2003, bad conduct discharge as an E-1.

These photographs were taken on 15 June 2011; Androsky showed up for a graduation ceremony at Fort Benning / Sand Hill (anybody who's spent more than a day in the Infantry knows that place) wearing 15 rows of Army, Air Force AND Coast Guard awards and decorations, and 7 commando-man scare badges. Androsky was there to see his stepson graduate from training (he's apparently married to a 54 year-old). Upon arrival, Androsky reportedly complained to unit leadership that he was disrespected by a Drill Sergeant and that is where Androsky found himself subject to scrutiny. After questioning, Androsky was escorted off base by Fort Benning Military Police.

. . . he's certainly done a good job of dismantling his own life . . . one court martial offense at a time . . .

Apparently there was some confinement time from 2003-06, that continued after the bad conduct discharge:

List of Awards and Decorations (in order he wears them):

1. Air Force Enlisted Aircrew Badge, Master
2. Army Combat Infantryman Badge, 3 Awards
3. Military Freefall Parachutist Badge (HALO), Jumpmaster
4. Looks to be a Special Operations Diver
5. Parachutist Badge, Senior
6. Combat Medial Badge, 2 Awards
7. Air Assault Badge

1. Silver Star
2. Air Force Combat Action Medal
3. Distinguished Flying Cross
4. Airman's Medal
5. Bronze Star with 2 Oak Leaf Clusters
6. Purple Heart
7. Air Force Meritorious Service Medal
8. Air Medal
9. Joint Service Commendation Medal
10. Joint Service Achievement Medal
11. Air Force Achievement Medal
12. Presidential Unit Citation
13. Air Force Expeditionary Service Ribbon
14. Unknown/Hidden
15. National Defense Service Medal
16. Antarctica Service Medal
17. Unknown/Hidden
18. Afghanistan Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
19. Iraq Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
20. Hidden/Unknown
21. Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal with Campaign Star
22. DOT 9-11 Coast Guard Medal
23. Hidden/Unknown
24. Air Force Overseas Short Tour
25. Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
26. Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon
27. Air Force Honor Graduate Ribbon
28. Air Force Marksmanship with 2 Stars
29. Unknown/Hidden
30. Air Force Training Ribbon
31. Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon
32. Unknown
33. Army Service Ribbon
34. Unknown
35. Armed Forces Service Medal
36. Humanitarian Service Medal
37. NATO Kosovo Medal
38. United Nations Observer
39. NATO Medal
40. NATO Non-Article 5: Afghanistan

Word as of yesterday Androsky's still contacting Congressmen on Facebook, a few of the team guys looked him up . . .

. . . pathetic . . .



  1. Boy, this fella is a poster child for samll egos. Wonder what snapped in the ol' noodle to cause him to over compensate?


  2. never mind the ribbons. What about those boot with what I assume is the Air Force Class A.

  3. Oh also I never served but I would have no problem putting a boot up his A@$ on behalf of my grandfather, father, stepfather, and my son in law who is currently serving in the Marines.

  4. How did he miss his Stargate Command award.

    1. Hahaha! Damn! Maybe its "pending"!

  5. For valorous and meritorious service aboard the Battlestar Galactica, Master Sergeant Androsky is hereby awarded the Ovaltine Decoder Ring with silver oak leaf cluster. On or about star date, Master Sergeant Androsky - with little regard for his own life or safety - did shove his own head up his ass, thereby saving the lives of every airman with whom he may have someday served. Master Sergeant Androsky is a credit to his unit, and his sacrifice reflects the values and ongoing mission of Starfleet to "boldly go where no man has gone before." Godspeed Mr. Androsky. Godspeed.

  6. Mr Junior Birdman seems to be suffering from 'Idi Amin syndrome'.

    Nothing that can't be cured by a dose of tar & feathers!