This came across the Ultra-Top Secret Unauthorized Special Forces Illegal Backchannel Freq:
Taliban #1: "The Infidels are here and we need brothers to come to our assistance."
Taliban #2: "What kind of Infidels, Brother?"
Taliban #1: "The Bearded Ones."
Taliban #2: "Sorry Brother, you're on your own with this one . . . "
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