Tuesday, February 12, 2013


You can't make this sh*t up . . . this guy is Proud to be Stoopid

You gotta page down a little, but it's well worth the humor this fool is willing to provide.

Jan. 17, 2013


Republicans and “so-called” conservatives are at it again. They are claiming that the Constitution gives people the right to have guns without the permission of the government. If that were true, then how could New York and Chicago have laws against it?

We Democrats are sick and tired of Republicans constantly using the Constitution to cover up their true plans, which are to make us all afraid of everyone else. Our great president came from a civilized part of the country where there is strict gun control, and he is only trying to bring the benefits of that more modern way of living to the rest of us. I don’t know the exact statistics, but I’m quite certain that Chicago is a lot safer that Morehead City, when it comes to gun violence.

But do Republicans and conservatives listen to the voice of reason? No, of course not. All they want to do is whine and complain about how gun control and wealth redistribution violate the Constitution, as if the Constitution were all that great, anyway. There are a lot of things that need to be changed about the Constitution, I’d say, and President Obama needs to change it.

The Republicans are just trying to stand in the way, because the president is black. They even dared to question whether he was born in this country. I think all this demonstrates that the Constitution needs to be amended when it comes to the qualifications for being president. Right now, it says that a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section. But because the Constitution was written a hundred years ago, nobody even thought of the discrimination that would result from a doctor having to deliver a baby in this unnatural way. Now that we Democrats are in control of the government, that’s just one more thing we should change in our drive to make life fair.

Please withhold my name because I don’t want to get crank calls.


The abover Letter to the Editor, published in the Jan. 23 edition of Carteret County News Times has since gone viral on the Web after a reader linked it to a Fox News Facebook page. It had received more than 4,000 comments and been shared more than 12,000 times.


  1. If Republicans were REALLY trying to stand in the way:

    Obama would be impeached for:
    Birth Certificate
    Voter Fraud
    Fast & Furious
    Aid and comfort to our enemies by giving Iran a drone

    And Eric Holder would've been arrested by Boehner.

    Sorry. I don't see Rpublicans standing in the way of much at all.

    1. Sorry, add to it - would've defunded Obamacare already.

  2. They say you can't fix stupid.

    I say give me a big enough hammer and elbow room for a couple of swings, and I bet I could fix it pretty quickly.

    1. Well I imagine that would at least make a serious dent or two anyway! And maybe at least get some of their attention..................

  3. Nah, c'mon; this has GOT to be satire. The left is evil and corrupt, but this is just a little too ...broad.
    And yeah, I'm with Abby; the RINO's haven't impeded the Party of Evil in ANY meaningful way
    Boat Guy

  4. This is satire...C section not natural childbirth is just one of the giveaways.

  5. There was a time when I would have thought this has to be satire. But now that the Dems/ Libs feel empowered they are saying all kinds of stupid things. We have a Dem congressman openly questioning whether Guam is going to capsize? We have a Lib CNN anchor asking if global warming caused an asteroid to come close to earth?

  6. No, these people are really idiots. Look who they "elected"...

  7. so when do we decide that it is time to protect and defend the constitution from enemies foreign and domestic?

  8. Haven't you heard; it was written by a Republican!!