Sweet Little Old Lady: "I'd like to buy some stamps, and I don't want those ones with the Simpsons on them. I don't like the Simpsons."
Post Office Lady: "Here's this one, it's nice."
Sweet Little Old Lady: "What is it?"
Post Office Lady: "A Jewish Holiday."
Sweet Little Old Lady: "Oh that's nice! My Jewish friends will like that!"
I shit you not, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury . . .
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I'm a padre so you'll just have to forgive me but - WTF!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the site - will link.
At the end of Ramadan, Muslims throughout the world have a joyous three-day celebration called Eid al-Fitr
ReplyDeleteLSP, you're a padre? You're shitting us, right?
ReplyDeleteAnglican priest (ex. Glos. Rgt.) - waiting for Guard Chaplaincy packet to be processed.
ReplyDeletePostal clerks are a never ending source of (mis)information. Last year I was in line behind a woman trying to send a package to South Korea. The clerk confidently informed her that no US Mail was allowed to South Korea because we were still at war with them.
ReplyDeleteMan, unbelievable indeed.
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