Something everybody wants to know . . .
. . . according to sources, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a.k.a. the Crotch Bomber, DID manage to neuter himself when he attempted to ignite the bomb, which apparently malfunctioned and burned through his crotch . . .
Talk about Fate having a sense of Justice - I'm guessing those 72 virgins won't be much good to you now Abdul.
If you're like me and you're wondering whatever on Earth would possess a man to strap powdered explosive to his crotch and then set it on fire; IowaHawk has a brilliant analysis . . .