Thursday, March 17, 2011

DIFFERENT ETHNIC DATING STYLES

AMERICAN WOMEN:

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date:

You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:

You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.



IRISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.





ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mama makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.



CHINESE WOMEN:

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.



INDIAN WOMEN:

First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.



BLACK WOMEN:

First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and all her sistahs a real expensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date:
She's pregnant.

Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.



JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress her.

Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep up the image.

Third Date:
You are broke, so she goes and finds someone wealthier.



ARAB WOMEN:

First Date:
Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends and the entire Arab community find out.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

Third Date:
No third date.



What's the POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?



Click HERE for the Wearin' O' the Green ( THONG ) ! ! !


19 comments:

  1. NOW THAT IS GOOD STUFF! But, where's the French women?? I have a large part of my ancestery with the French, and a smaller portion in Irish. Gotta know what I'm missing.

    I'm going to have to do a linkie when I get home.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The pic for "Jewish" wpmen has a picture of a Lebanese.

    ReplyDelete
  3. hey that a really nice update on this...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Delight to read your post.....
    The good Implications of Digital Technology on Online Business success http://johnphanchalad.net

    ReplyDelete
  5. Bangalore Escorts | Book Online & Get Call girls in Bangalore

    Bangalore Escorts Book Online & Enjoy with Our high profile Young Call girls in Bangalore for Best Satisfaction in Bangalore, Ankita bhatiya provide Girls with Original Images
    http://ankitabhatiya.com/

    ReplyDelete
  6. This post is in a general sense easy to look at and see without neglecting any clear parts. Inconceivable work! You finished certain time tested focuses there.
    femaledelhiescorts
    delhiescorts69
    airhostessdelhiescort

    ReplyDelete
  7. very interesting post.this is my first-time visit here. I found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion..thanks for the post!
    escortservicesindelhi
    escortriyadelhi
    femaleescortsindelhi
    delhi call girls
    escortriyadelhi

    ReplyDelete
  8. This is an awesome driving article. I am fundamentally content with your amazing work. You put a truly amazingly consistent article.
    sweetdelhiescorts
    indiandelhiescorts
    delhiexcellentescorts
    russianescortsindelhi
    ahna

    ReplyDelete
  9. An agent took a lot of money from the customer to provide the facility of Sexual Pleasure and beat him up but it is not like that in our hotel. According to the news, this customer went to Colaba to join a friend's bachelor’s party and he had to take the same Mumbai Escort Service. When these customers inquired about our Cheap Rate Call Girl at a Star Hotel in Colaba, the agent first checked their mobile numbers of these young men and then met all the hot sexy Mumbai Escorts in the group and then showed the entire hotel.
    He also talked a lot about his Call Girls Rates, which the customer liked very much. After this, these customers asked them to WhatsApp the photo of their Mumbai Escorts, along with these youths were also asked for the photo of the call girl in the Hotel Room. After booking the customer was very happy if you also want to contact then call 9004458359.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Your website is very beautiful or Articles. I love it thank you for sharing for everyone. City Airport Escorts

    ReplyDelete
  11. it is a free website links detail here you can get such an information know the above features regarded them kindly see the blog, therefore lots of things to be considered kindly see it.
    Free Blog

    ReplyDelete
  12. Avail unlimited fun and enjoyment in Dehradun Escorts endless sexual orgasms from horny girls who will be seductive and fierce in the bedroom and get sexual satisfaction. Dehradun Escorts | Dehradun Call Girls | Escorts in Dehradun

    ReplyDelete
  13. http://www.apparent.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.apparent.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.coal-mining.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.court.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.vain.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.commission.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.circumstances.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.render.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.appeal.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/
    http://www.generate.sblinks.net/News/best-ppc-services-in-india/

    ReplyDelete
  14. It’s amazing, your posts are really impressive, I hope to see more of this wonderful article from you.

    야한동영상
    대딸방
    스포츠마사지
    타이마사지
    바카라사이트

    ReplyDelete
  15. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  16. These girls are experts as well as they are extremely notable in what they use. www.bhavinee.com

    ReplyDelete