Sunday, February 10, 2013

TOP TEN US MILITARY SLOGANS



10. We don't like collateral damage, but it helps to stay the @#$% out of our way.

9. Total destruction in 30 minutes or the next one is free.

8. Often mistaken for the Wrath of God.





7. We kill foreigners so you don't have to.

6. If everything is exploding around you, that's probably us.

5. Dictator got you down? Ask about our new "regime change" policy!





4. Just point at what you want dead.

3. Trying to win hearts and minds, but willing to splatter them if necessary.

2. When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight.





1. We're from the Government, and we're here to kill you.


STORMBRINGER SENDS


11 comments:

  1. Our bombs are 100% accurate. Every one of them hits the ground after we drop them.

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  2. Have you ever heard of this guy. He seem to have been at all the hot spots of the war on terrorism and claims one hell of military background. Thanks

    http://maxvelocitytactical.blogspot.com/

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  3. Never heard of this guy - the nickname suggests an obvious chestthumping egomaniac. I notice the way his bio reads he very carefully mentions Special Forces / SAS but does not claim membership.

    I normally avoid these types like the plague.

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  4. Ok thanks. There are some bad vibs with this guy and his bio. I am sure it is just a matter of time before he is outted.

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  5. Still, interesting writing though, but I've noticed that SF tends to be a lot more low key leaving you to read between the lines a lot more, but then there are all types out there.

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    1. Yah...doesn't seem to add up....has an odd feel to it for someone with such a background. Nevermind. Carry on smartly!

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    2. Here's a video of him training people: http://youtu.be/Hzh9koy7b1E?t=24s :P lol

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  6. Ok Abby I fell for the link. HAHAHA!

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  7. Here is a real youtube link to one of his training videos. Looks like a keystone cop operation with that guy dropping his LMG and what was with the music.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE0HgKQctjE

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    1. Well 3rdman - my background is US Navy Military Police among a couple others - nothing spectacular - basically keep your head on a swivel, pay the frick attention and beware of calculating outcomes in a legal manner.

      Now as a psychologist in my graduate training I can say that I think Sean Linnane nailed it right out of the chute on this guy.

      That and I've noticed that Special Forces really are much lower key for all the bravado, intellectually, verbally, mentally, socially - much much quieter. More men of action than words and rhetoric.

      This guy's a lot more words and rhetoric than seems typical of that field. Normally, Special Forces aren't going to be asking about using Airsoft guns for training like this guy. They already know what works and what doesn't and know how to do the research. Unlike this guy.

      Wonder how long till he ends up on the news. I haven't done a diagnosis on him yet - might be interesting if I had the time.

      I'm sure him and Obama would love playing GI-Joe but Obama gets to be "pres" if they play, right? ;)

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  8. I hear you Abby. Myself I am a 25 year current LEO and my BS meter pegged on this Max guy. I think we will be hear about this guy in the future and not in a positive way.

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