Friend sent this in last night he's over there in the Suck . . . S.L.
There was this new Intell chick at this evening's base defense meeting. The Company Commander asked a couple of basic introductory questions and it went something like this . . .
Major: "So where are you from?"
Major: "No, I mean where are you from in the States?"
Major: "What about your husband, where's he from?"
Chick: "I don't have a husband, I have a wife and she's from Florida too."
The whole room erupted.
True story . . .