FROM YOUR WIFE

My Darling Husband,



Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.



Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.



I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.



The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.



I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.



I am enclosing a picture for you.



I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.



Your loving wife.

XXX






P.S. Your girlfriend called.



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