Tuesday, August 30, 2011


Washington Politician vs American Citizen

Arsenal of Weapons vs Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands vs Swamp

Undocumented Worker vs Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials vs Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery vs Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed vs Well-protected

Narrow-minded vs Righteous

Taxes Your Fair Share vs Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control vs Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives vs Dynamite for Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass vs Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity vs Socialism

Multicultural Community vs High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress vs Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich " vs Self-Employed

Progressive, Change vs Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged vs Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle vs Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future vs Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform vs Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental or Hater vs Conservative

Truants vs Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed vs Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine vs Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot vs Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves vs Sheep and Elk Killers

Fair Trade Coffee vs Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich " vs Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby vs NRA Members

Assault Weapon vs Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus vs New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage vs Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting vs Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

It's obvious we don't speak the same language . . .


Today's Bird

1 comment: