Monday, January 9, 2012

THIS IS WHAT $30 MILLION OF ART LOOKS LIKE



And for the crime of expressing her feelings over this eyesore-I-mean-masterpiece,
this poor woman is being prosecuted:






Monday Mystery Bird HERE

8 comments:

  1. "The oil-on-canvas abstract expressionist painting was spared additional damage when the woman tried to urinate on it but apparently missed."

    'But the toilet moved so again I missed'

    The Pogues, 'Rain Street'

    Terry

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  2. Yeah, there is a good question asked: whether this is the picture's shot before or after the act?

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  3. Well, yeah, but.....Just imagine if the dopey cracked out mare keyed or crapped on that Harley in your sidebar "because she didn't like motorcycles and thought it was a waste of money", whatever, would you say the same? Seriously crap artwork however.

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  4. They have both been seriously hit by the ugly stick.

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  5. Of course she was drunk.....SHE'S SKANKY!!!!!!! How in the world did the beeeaatch get into the art gallery in the first place!?!??!!?!?

    Steve

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  6. That's NOT 30 million dollars worth of art. No bloody way.
    More like 30 million dollars worth of rip-off, textbook bloody fraud.
    Go have a nice big pint of Guinness truth serum. It'll help - trust me.

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  7. LOL, in the art world *everyone* is a critic. In her defense, I will say that calling that noxious piece of crap 'art', is a crime in itself.

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