When you check into your hotel room, make sure to unplug the alarm clock radio. This is so you don't get woken up at zero-dark-thirty with some kind of loud, obnoxious painful noise and music by the jackass who stayed in the room before and set up a time-release boobytrap.
Then just before you check out, make sure to plug the alarm clock radio back in, and set it to go off at zero-dark-thirty; set the thing on the most irritating, aggravating, rude, crude & insulting Gangsta Rap noize you can find on the dial, and be sure to crank that volume right up . . .
. . . you'll be doing the next guy a favor - how else will he learn the trick to unplug the radio?
Look at it as a sort of Public Service . . .
. . . comment?
- SEAN LINNANE SENDS
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Always thinking of others...never yourself! That is why I like this blog.
ReplyDeleteBut this is a movement. Just three weeks ago I stayed at a place in "Deliverance", Georgia. The previous guest somehow ripped out the clock's electrical recptacle (probably in a hysterical rage because the alarm was going off and he couldn't shut it off). So the bare wires were sticking out just behind my matress near the pillow. So at night when I am sleeping I can be electrocuted as well. There is also the added benifit that the bedding can become entangled in the wires, starting a fire which would soon spread throughout the entire building like wildfire since it was an old wooden building and smoke alarms...what smoke alarms! Did I mention there were no phones either?
Worse is when it's the alarm clock in the next room ... and there's no one in that room.
ReplyDeleteLOL. You're sick. In a good way.
ReplyDeleteGreat article i'll be passing this to a few people i know will like this sober living ny
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