Q: “Whats the difference between all the stuff they say about Putin and Chuck Norris jokes?”
A: “Chuck Norris jokes are only jokes.”
Vladimir Putin is the inspiration for the cover of romance novels. Women faint when they see him shirtless.
"It's lonely at the top."
Vladimir Putin wields hammer and tongs to handcraft a T-90 Main Battle Tank.
Having deciphered the language of whales and dolphins, Vladimir Putin is able to communicate directly with this Beluga whale.
Absolutely fearless, Vladimir Putin prepares to submerge to over 4000 feet deep.
Vladimir Putin at the bottom of the deepest freshwater lake in the world, Lake Baikal
Vladimir Putin communicating with other World Leaders via Thought Impulse Astral Channelling.
Vladimir Putin is seen here in hot pursuit of the Loch Ness Monster.
How does Putin get time to do all of this cool stuff? Simple: Time itself waits for Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin wears special lenses to keep his harmful heat-ray vision from inadvertently destroying everything he sees.
Neither sleet nor snow keep Vladimir Putin from his appointed rounds.
In a former life, Vladimir Putin was Genghis Khan.
Vladimir Putin is the current Arm-Wrestling Champion of the World.
Vladimir Putin demonstrates to youth group how he conquered the seven highest peaks of the seven continents.
In a demonstration of his incredible physical strength, Vladimir Putin bends a frying pan.
In order to communicate with the undersea lifeforms, Vladimir Putin goes subsurface once more.
Vladimir Putin discovers evidence of Atlantis, in the Black Sea. Vladimir Putin pulled Atlantis over from it's original location in the mid-Atlantic.
"What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women - I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all - we all envy him!"
Vladimir Putin on Israeli President Moshe Katsav, Oct. 18, 2006
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