GIVE A MAN A FISH . . .

. . . and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime.




2013 Version:

Give a man a Welfare check, a free phone, free Internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps, Section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democrat the rest of his life even after he's dead.