SL,I'm going straight to hell for laughing @ this. Gonna be careful where I step next time I'm in the hippo pen, would hate to step in midget poop.
Is it on You Tube yet???
You might not be able to make it up, but somebody did...http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp
And that dwarf's dad said he'd never amount to shit.
That story has been doing the rounds for years.
sad, but so epic)) sorry my laugh, but I can't even imagine how it could happened :D