Friday, December 21, 2012


. . . Olympic athlete . . .

. . . egomaniac . . .

Suzy Favor Hamilton's Candid Talk On Olympics & Life

. . . media personality . . .

. . . swimsuit calendar model . . .

. . . whore:

If you haven't seen it by now, the Smoking Gun has all the juicy details: U.S. Olympian's Secret Life As Las Vegas Escort

A three-time U.S. Olympian whose illustrious running career has included a Nike TV commercial, a swimsuit calendar, and ongoing promotional work for Disney has spent the last year doubling as a $600-an-hour call girl, an astounding secret life that she now regretfully calls a “huge mistake.”

Beginning last December, Suzy Favor Hamilton, 44, has worked with one of Las Vegas’s premier escort services, booking scores of “dates” in Sin City and other U.S. cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, and Houston.

While Favor Hamilton used an alias, “Kelly Lundy,” when working as an escort, she inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels.

When approached by a reporter earlier this month in the lobby of a Las Vegas hotel, Favor Hamilton initially denied any connection with the escort service, Haley Heston’s Private Collection. But Favor Hamilton - who is married to her college sweetheart, a lawyer, and is the mother of a seven-year-old girl - eventually acknowledged her work as “Kelly"

I'm not making a judgment call here - she's branding herself, by her actions. Now that her little secret's out she's certainly not proud of herself. If I feel anything about this disgraceful situation, I feel sorry for her 7-year-old daughter. Her husband is already worse than a fool; he's a cuckold. He knew about the whole situation, apparently did not approve and begged her to quit The Life. If he stays with her after this, he has no shame, and that will further shame the daughter.

Favor Hamilton described the escort business as “exciting,” an illicit midlife diversion from her routine existence, one in which she operates a successful Madison, Wisconsin real estate brokerage with her husband, delivers motivational speeches, and does promotional work for various businesses and groups, including Disney’s running series and Wisconsin’s Potato & Vegetable Growers Association.

She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, “He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn’t supportive of this at all.” The couple lives in a $600,000 Madison home and appears to be in no financial distress based on a review of court and municipal records.

In a July 2012 Milwaukee Journal Sentinel profile, Favor Hamilton spoke of giving about 60 motivational speeches annually, raising her daughter, running her realty firm, and doing appearances for Disney and the Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon series. “I just know I’m happier than I’ve ever been. My life just keeps getting better,” she said.

Well I guess that sounds like she was genuinely enjoying her little hobby.

We've been hit by two huge sex scandals in succession that raise extreme moral dilemmas - the Broadwell/Petraeus thing and now this. So what have we learned?

Well, for one thing, in both cases we see that a woman simply cannot be trusted to keep her mouth shut. At least not a woman with the kind of burning ambition like Suzy Favor here and the Broadwell bird.

Sorry, I have no sympathy here. None. I mean, I'm no Boy Scout, but at least I manage to keep my skeletons in the closet where they belong.

What this whole thing really illustrates is that great quote by the late, great Hunter S. Thompson:

"When the going gets Weird, the Weird turn Pro."



  1. Typical athlete....been told all her life how great she was....couldn't live without the adulation.


  2. I dunno about typical - I've been an athlete all my life; ain't nobody ever told me how great I am - opposite, in fact, if anything - and I NEVER had any desire to become a gigilo.

    I'm not a woman, of course; I've always said if I was a woman I'd be a millionaire.

    On the other hand, this girl was doing alright. By all accounts, money was not the motivator here.

    I think I called it right: adrenalin junkie.

    Oh well she blew it for herself - all by herself. Huge mistake is right - she shouldn't have been honking on about her true identity. About all that's left for this bird is a promising career in porn . . .


  3. She gets in right under the wire for 2012. Winner by a country mile of the Self Absorbed Whiney Spouse Award. " Her Husband was not very supportive." Let me get this straight...She had a habit of having strange men get their freak on with every orifice of her body and she was "trying to stop" taking it can finish the sentence any way you want. And her husband was less than supportive. You nailed it. The kid suffers. That sucks.As for her husband...pathetic.

  4. What?
    No mention of the men here?
    Guess they were all single AND saintly?

    Adrenalin, money, adoration....sounds like the perfect job to me...for someone in this new-age anything-goes society we have.

  5. Some women just like having sex with strange men. Some will pick them up in a pub, others will earn a handy income from it. Who's the brightest?

  6. I'd hold off a moment on criticizing hubby.

    The question now is, whether she owns up to the galactic selfishness and stupidity of her actions, the chasm she's created in her marriage and the damage she has done and will continue to do to ther daughter, and whether she proposes to change both her tune and her behavior.

    Of course being bad is FUN, or people wouldn't do it. If she relishes the thrills more than the husband and family she created, then he should kick her middle-aged ass out, FOR CAUSE, and demand a jury trial in open divorce court and full custody of the child unless she agrees to slink away with naught but the clothes on her back.

    But if she shows the basic decency to redress the injuries she's caused to those who hold her dear, I can't fault them for giving her a second chance.

    Kind of leaves it on her, at this point.

    Best Regards, Aesop

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