Friday, April 8, 2011

PISTOL, CALIBER .45, M1911

Just picked up the new gun today . . . 100 year anniversary of the Government Model 1911 so I lashed out and liberated that Remington M1911 from Ye Olde Neighborhood Gunne Shoppe . . . then I picked up a couple of boxes of .45 ammo - just regular jacketed ball; I don't know yet how this thing feeds and I haven't polished the feedramp. So I loaded up the two mags that came with the pistol. Mister Gunshop Owner is looking at me with this nervous smile as I slap a mag in. "If you're going to carry around a gun," I shrugged, "it doesn't make any sense to carry it unloaded."

Next stop the ShoePhone store, because I've been trying to download Google maps onto my Dingleberry for the better part of a fortnight. We struggled with it but no dice and the thing kept buzzing and driving me nuts because TigerLily was calling me "Stormy where you at? Why you no come home? Oh, I know - it's payday . . . you at that new gunshop you been telling me 'bout? Stormy you buy new gun?"

Why yes, as a matter of fact I did - two in fact because I just laid down some $ on a Lee-Enfield SMLE.

"WHY YOU NEED 'NOTHER GUN?"

. . . Uh, for killing Communists? . . .

"YOU ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY GUN. WHY YOU WASTE MONEY??? MEE-OWW! HISSS!!! SPIT!!!"


Can't never have too many guns . . .


Meanwhile me and the CellPhone shop guy are trying to load the map app onto the shoephone; this is getting me so pissed off I'm about to draw down and unload on the goddamn thing right then and there - worlds first case of phone rage - I can just see the headlines on the Drudge Report:


ENRAGED ROGUE GREEN BERET SHOOTS SMARTPHONE EXECUTION-STYLE

"Evil-Spawn-of-Satan-Devil-Woman spoke to me through that thing - I had to kill it, in the name of all that is good, decent & Holy . . ."



That's my story and I'm sticking to it . . . SEAN LINNANE SENDS



3 comments:

  1. Make sure you turn it face down and aim just above the battery for best results. Throwing or skidding down the road does not always give you the proper results (you end up with a vegtable for a phone) the GPS comes on the Iphone and the Galaxy incase you woundering. also still looking for an old model M1911 if you come across one. Yes my ammo is still dry and have been breaking trail as well as keeping a evac plan in place. not much on the zombie front but plenty of political and and skinnies running around. Oh yea took your advice and burried a dead pig in the front yard and water the yard with the, well you know. have a good one out here: Skullhead (always watching and waiting)

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  2. I started shooting 1911s about a year ago and fell in love with them right away. I've shot them a lot of brands Kimber, Colt, Para, Springfield and so on. I now own a Springfield Armory LW Operator 1911 Pistol and its the best pistol i've ever owned and I highly recommend it to everybody!

    http://www.m1911.org/ezine/SAMCOperator.htm

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  3. Evil-Spawn-of-Satan-Devil-Woman?
    Hope she does not read your blog!

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