HOTEL LIVING

HERE's A TIP FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD . . .





When you check into your hotel room, make sure to unplug the alarm clock radio. This is so you don't get woken up at zero-dark-thirty with some kind of loud, obnoxious painful noise and music by the jackass who stayed in the room before and set up a time-release boobytrap.


Then just before you check out, make sure to plug the alarm clock radio back in, and set it to go off at zero-dark-thirty; set the thing on the most irritating, aggravating, rude, crude & insulting Gangsta Rap noize you can find on the dial, and be sure to crank that volume right up . . .


. . . you'll be doing the next guy a favor - how else will he learn the trick to unplug the radio?


Look at it as a sort of Public Service . . .


. . . comment?



- SEAN LINNANE SENDS



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