Tuesday, January 11, 2011

HOMELAND SECURITY

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorists Discovered . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0

Transvestites . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 133

Hernias . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3,172

Enlarged Prostates . . . . . . . . . . . . 8,249

Breast Implants . . . . . . . . . . . . . 59,350

Natural Blondes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3









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