Thursday, May 6, 2010

WHY I WILL VOTE DEMOCRAT

When your liberal friends or acquaintances can't explain why they will vote for Democrats, give them this list.  They can then pick a reason. 


10. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.      

  9. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.          

  8. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.       

  7. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.       

  6. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.      

  5. I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.         

  4. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.       

  3. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.         

  2. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.         

  1. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *ss that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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4 comments:

  1. Outstanding - sad, but oh so true.
    QFT
    "1. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *ss that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view."
    *Chortle*

    -Scott

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  2. 10. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    Hardly...I vote Democrat so that we might finally end our oil addiction and move toward clean renewable energy sources.

    9. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    Wrong. I vote Democrat because I believe Republicans have pissed away more money in my lifetime than any Democrat.

    8. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    Wrong again. I vote Democrat because the ENTIRE Constitution is respected, not just the 2nd ammendment.

    7. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I vote Democrat, and STILL own guns.

    6. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I vote Democrat because Republicans advocate the destruction of the environment and wildlife habitat. See GULF OF MEXICO OIL SPILL.

    5. I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    Taking the life of another human being is wrong. Period. See "THOU SHALT NOT KILL."

    4. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

    I vote Democrat because it is not a party of white elitists who forget if it wasn't for immigration, they wouldn't be here. See the story of the Mayflower. Read about how us "immigrants" pushed the Indians off their land, then murdered them when they refused to give up their homes.

    3. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

    I vote Democrat because I don't believe that business should be allowed to profit while harming everyone else. See ENRON, MCI, FANNIE MAE, FREDDIE MAC, GOLDMAN SACHS

    2. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    That is so stupid, I won't even comment.

    1. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *ss that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

    Show me one Republican in Congress who is opent to "another point of view."

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  3. I see Mr Anonymous is just as cogent and brave as always.

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