Monday, January 4, 2010

CROTCH BOMBER UPDATE

Something everybody wants to know . . .



. . . according to sources, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a.k.a. the Crotch Bomber, DID manage to neuter himself when he attempted to ignite the bomb, which apparently malfunctioned and burned through his crotch . . .

Talk about Fate having a sense of Justice - I'm guessing those 72 virgins won't be much good to you now Abdul.

If you're like me and you're wondering whatever on Earth would possess a man to strap powdered explosive to his crotch and then set it on fire; IowaHawk has a brilliant analysis . . .

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